*PRE-ORDER* Janitor - signed paperback with bookmark

**NOTE: This is a pre-order. This item will release on May 17**

Sing along with this signed copy of the paperback edition of Janitor, a splatterpunk novella set in 1983, in a gorgeous glossy cover. Each edition comes personalized with a signature, doodle, and short note. You'll also get a bloody bookmark letting you know to always be careful when the floor is wet. You really should anyway. And of course, you get a shiny new Oscar Brady sticker, which doubles a single nipple pasty. (Order two books to receive two pasties.)

Note: If you would like the personalization to be for a different name or to not include a name or note at all, please indicate as such in the optional "Note" field at checkout.

Book Description:
In this love letter to 1980s slasher films, a killer janitor murders staff and students with his custodial tools.

At Chatelain Academy, Lead Custodian Franky Williams is having a very, very bad day. From pretentious staff to prankster teenagers, Franky is always busy cleaning something up. Franky's last straw is when he is fired for no reason only months before retirement. That's when he decides that cleaning up this school means more than mopping up a few messes!

Lucy White is the "new girl" and has problems of her own. From bullies, to her starring role in the school play, to pressure from her boyfriend to take things to the next level, Lucy has a lot on her mind! Unlucky for Lucy, these troubles become trivial when she finds herself locked in at school with a mad janitor on the loose!

Trigger warning: This is a splatterpunk novella which contain graphic depictions of blood and gore. Reader discretion is advised!