Oops! All George! - signed paperback with bookmark

Lose your lunch! This signed copy of the paperback edition of Oops! All George!, a splatterpunk novella in a cheery glossy cover. Each edition comes personalized with a signature, doodle, and short note. You'll also get a nasty bookmark depicting one of George's many special meals. Yum! And of course, you get a shiny new Oscar Brady sticker, which doubles a single nipple pasty. (Order two books to receive two pasties.)

Note: If you would like the personalization to be for a different name or to not include a name or note at all, please indicate as such in the optional "Note" field at checkout.

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Book Description:
George loves his mother and only wants to take care of her. Despite working two jobs, he can't afford the medical care she needs and so he must figure things out on his own. Lucky for George, he has a very unique appetite which saves him a lot of money on groceries.

In this spinoff to the '80s slasher splatterpunk story, Janitor, affable junior custodian George Crowley tries his best to fit in and to hold down a job, while at the same time being the best caretaker for his ailing mother. Along the way, George demonstrates his taste for the peculiar, described in detail of course!

For lovers of extreme horror and splatterpunk, this is one "palate cleanser" you don't want to miss! And you don't have to read Janitor first to understand what's going on. It's a spinoff, not a sequel!

Warning: This book is nassssssstyyyyyyyyy.