Potato - signed paperback with bookmark

Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew! This signed copy of the pocket-sized paperback edition of Potato, a bizarro splatterpunk short in a silky matte cover. Each edition comes personalized with a signature, doodle, and short note. You'll also get a slick new bookmark with a can of makeshift lube! And of course, you get a shiny new Oscar Brady sticker, which doubles a single nipple pasty. (Order two books to receive two pasties.)

Note: If you would like the personalization to be for a different name or to not include a name or note at all, please indicate as such in the optional "Note" field at checkout

Book Description:
Don't play with your food!

Vic has one complaint about his girlfriend Rain--he's not allowed to do butt stuff, even pegging, which he's always wanted to try. What's a man to do? One day, Vic happens upon a very uniquely shaped root vegetable at the restaurant he works at and he gets an idea. What could possibly go wrong?

From the author of Bunny Room, Janitor, and Hush, Little Nightmare comes a snack-sized meal of a book that might have you refraining from eating another starchy vegetable.